January 2011
74 posts
“She’s deranged, but so, so playful.”
– Alexander Perchov, Everything Is Illuminated. (via germancitygirl)
Tree of Codes →
“I have reflected many times upon our rigid search. It has shown me that...”
– Everything is Illuminated (via lostinthesounds)
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Message that Andrea left on my voicemail Friday...
“Just because you’re fucking a mexican doesn’t mean you can bitch out… You… you BITCHTITS…. CallmebackIloveyou. Bye!”
I love my friends.
50 Best Bob Dylan Covers of All Time →
Biggest motivations for moving out of this house
So I can get more rats
So I have more than one room to live in
So i’m not sharing a bathroom with my brother
So bitches stop eating all of my food
I miss my things
So I can have loud sex
I miss cooking for myself
Because my clothes keep going missing
I need a bigger closet
I need to decorate
To get away from ma mere
ahh the lost art of ignoring punctuation because i dont feel like i should have to adhere to the rules that everyone else seems so unfazed by their lack of attention to
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The Most Adventurous Cat in the World →
Omiggaawwwddd
I’ve got a new camera coming in the mail. SUUPPEERR excited. It will be perfect for our road trip!
Important Link! →
Lady Gaga’s ‘Telephone’ as a vintage children’s book.
I’m pretty sure I want a pet hedgehog.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite love song?
90% Entertainment By Volume: NO PULP'S 'BEST OF... →
nopulpmusic:
The year-end “best of” lists are running rampant across the web! We decided to make a BEST OF ‘BEST OF 2010’ LIST (heh)! Here of some of our favorites which we recommend you check out immediately. Are we missing any? Let us know!>
Pitchfork: Top 50 Albums Of 2010 #1: Kayne West -
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Anonymous asked: Do you miss me when I'm not there?
““Ars longa,
vita brevis,
occasio praeceps,
experimentum periculosum,...”
– Hippocrates
On being turned on.
Me: What do I do to turn you on?
J: When you walk around naked, or when you lay in my bed naked. When we watch tv together and you're naked. When we lay together and you're naked. Pretty much whenever you are naked. Even when i'm not there but I know you're naked...
Me: Haha, anything else?
J: Basically you just turn me on all the time.
Anonymous asked: Whats your favorite position?
Anonymous asked: Press 6 for English 9 for Paralanguage and hit them in numerical order for a .... ....
I had to google that one myself, if you don't you're totally amazing.
Ok that was cheesy, I'll come up with something better. Oh yeah I was suppose to ask you a question, hmm Whats your 2nd favorite color?
I had to google that one myself, if you don't you're totally amazing.
Ok that was cheesy, I'll come up with something better. Oh yeah I was suppose to ask you a question, hmm Whats your 2nd favorite color?
Anonymous asked: what do you want to be when you grow up
Drug Art →
The Uncensored French Language →
fwarg:
plein-de-vie:
franriley:
I found this when searching for some French slang.
I will warn you that it is not for the faint hearted or easily offended.
But it could prove rather useful, you never know. Pahahaha.
Love it. I might start saying “Je bande pour toi”
swearing in french = the best
On life after college
Chris (Owner of Kryptonite Music Lounge and my boss): Morgan we need to have a talk about your drinking while on the clock.
Me: Uh oh. Am I in trouble?
Chris: Not yet, but there is a problem...
Me: What is that?
Chris: You don't drink enough at work.
Me: Wait what?
Chris: You need to buy more shots.
Me: I'm not drunk enough?
Chris: No! You are not drunk enough! This is a BBBAARRRRR!
Me: Ahhhh. Well I'll make sure I drink more.
Chris: EMPLOYEE MEETING! Shotsshotsshotsshotsshots! (pours us both a shot of Jameson) Good job, keep up the good work.
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Cracked.com On Hipsters →
Isn’t this a sad comment on the state of society that people would glorify this type of inane behavior? Well, that’s exactly what I’d expect someone who didn’t buy the In Rainbows boxset to say, asshole! Maybe you’d prefer Coldplay?
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4573-hipster/#ixzz1B5sb2H3m
I hate it when I'm reading a book and the guy is...
heythereryan:
And I’m sitting there like
Can you be real? Please?
Vivian Maier street photography...stunning →
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Anonymous asked: what were you doing around this same time last year?