December 2010
42 posts
: “The Death of the Old Year” by Lord Alfred... →
pablodelossantos:
“The Death of the Old Year” by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Full knee-deep lies the winter snow, And the winter winds are wearily sighing: Toll ye the church bell sad and slow, And tread softly and speak low, For the old year lies a-dying. Old year you must not die; You came to us so readily, You…
Make out with me at midnight?
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Anonymous asked: How are you so attractive?
On Christmas
Sam: They (the mall) should hand out bumper stickers, keychains, or souvenir photos that say something along the lines of 'I survived holiday shopping at Cherry Vale mall!'
Me: They do. But they cost like 40 bucks and have a creepy old man dressed as santa in the background. You wanna wait in that line?
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thebeautifulyouth:
PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE...
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Why I hate being single in...
alicasanova:
peyoteprincess:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
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Dogs, Aliens, Alternate dimensions, Crazy people, the Beatles. Whatev… the music is still interesting.
The Story of The Tape
IMPORTANT LINK! →
Finally! Steps taken to repeal Don’t ask don’t tell.
On Cooties
Me: I don't think your parents will approve though.
Josh: Of what? You and I living together?
Me: You living with a giiiirrrlll. Cooties!
Josh: Lol, they generally trust my decisions.
Me: Cooties! No, because they know you are a 21 year old virgin.
Josh: 23, just to be accurate...
Me: You better not come back from California without getting laid. Just sayin'...
Josh: Or what?
Me: Chloroform and a prostitute. ...No I promise not to knock you out. Sex is more fun when you are conscious.
NTS
Grad photos
If the good lord gave you eyebrows you should use them. Shaving them off NEVER looks better than keeping them on your face, no matter how artistic you think you are.
Missed Corrections- the blog of Craigslist Edits →
so i got so drunk i ate a hot pocket, i needed to tell someone, the shame inside is killing me. and after i ate it i wrote a note on the fridge to tell my roomate i ate it and this morning i woke up and the note read “brian ate hot pocket” - Brian
i want this for christmas →
Creepy things to do while on facebook #1
Choose one of your friends. Go through all of their pictures where they are revealing a more-than-usual amount of skin. ‘LIKE’ all of these photos. Leave no comments or explanations, just ‘LIKE’ the bikini pictures.
How do I know this is creepy you ask? Bitches been doin’ it to me for years…
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Movies that I referenced casually in conversation at work this week that surprised/confused/humored my coworkers…
Shazam!
Soilent Green
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Wayne’s World
Good Will Hunting
Saw
Illinois Passes Civil Unions! →
lots:
It’s a big step in the right direction! Also, I’m loving that our new governor pretty much gives the finger to the Catholic church:
“If the governor… wishes to speak as a Catholic, then he is accountable to Catholic authority, and the Catholic Church does not support civil unions or other…
Splosh
Noun: A sexual/sensual food party, in which participants cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. They then eat the food off each other. Nudity and sexual interactions often follow. Other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.”We were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce...
